Today is Hitler’s birthday, pot day, and zombie jesus day.
What a time to be alive.

420 praise it, mein Führer

(via super-who-lockian-intheimpala)


liam payne can sing, dance, box, suspend himself horizontally on lampposts with his superhuman bicep strength and probably beat the shit out of someone with his left hand while walking his dog with his right but he can’t wink and thats the cutest fucking thing on the planet 

(via tommolicious)



i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

(via weonlyhaveonechance)

Somebody snapchat mmeeeee.