anxius:

boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don’t even vibrate? no thank u

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schtickyfriend:

fartcup:

tip: When you’re at an airport, add “?.jpg” at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive WiFi and access the Internet for free.

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mcfairy:

if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i

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